You know how sometimes you get home from work or the gym or whatever and you're so hungry that the only solution seems to be to eat everything in the house?
Slices of cheddar cheese right off the block? Perfect.
Handfuls of chocolate chips directly out of the bag? Sold.
Half a box of Cheez-Its? Done.
All of the above? (because, when combined together, they obviously constitute a well-balanced meal, right?). Yep.